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Happy Fourth of July America!
We decided to change it up a bit by giving you a better glimpse of the great products in our store. This shirt is just one of many great apparal choices that await you when you come in to Cellular SkateShop.
Check out the pages links on the right to see some sample images of our store, decks, longboards, shoes, clothing, and accessories. We will be updating much more often in the future to let you know what we have available here for all you locals who know that Cellular Skate is a great place to shop.
Our regular customers know that every year, Cellular Skate has one sale that makes all other lesser sales feel inadiquate. It is our annual pre-holiday Midnight Madness sale, and the time has come for Midnight Madness 2010.
The Details
- When: Friday, November 26th, from 8:30 PM to Midnight
- Where: At Cellular Skate, 6787 Carnelian St. Alta Loma, CA 91701
- What: Our Biggest Sale of The Year + $4,000+ in Prizes
The Deals
During the sale, nearly everything in the store is on sale. Highlights this year include:
- $10, $20, or $25 Markdowns On Hundreds of Items
- 20% Off Shoes
- 25% Off Denim
- 60% Off Sales Apparel
- 20% Off Sunglasses and more!
The Giveaways
Now, if you’ve been before, you know it’s not just about the sales. Every year at Midnight Madness, we give away thousands of dollars worth of prizes, and they all go during the 3-and-a-half hours of the sale, only to people who are at the sale. This year, we’ll be giving away more than $4,000 worth of prizes.
Including
- A Years Worth of Shoes
- A Years Worth of Skateboards
- A Years Worth of Dresses
- A Years Worth of Tees
- A Cellular Skate Shopping Spree
- Watches
- Skateboards
- Headphones
- And More!
The Brands
Gear & Clothes will be on sale from nearly every brand we carry, including:
- Obey
- Nixon Watches
- Element Skateboards
- Volcom
- And More!
So, after you’ve stuffed yourself to a comatose state on Thursday, sleep-in while those other chumps line up for hours in the bleak Friday morning chill at the big-box stores, then wake up in time for deals you actually want Friday night at Cellular Skate’s Midnight Madness sale.
We’ll see you there.
The Man Also Skates – Badly
Jun 25th, 2010News
You might think that skating is just for skaters, hipsters and those who love road rash. But at Cellular, we say not so. Even the ad agency that made our website skates. That’s right, those pudgy suits that sit behind computers and come up with jingles all day are now taking regular skate breaks.
See, a while back some of them came in and looked at our wall of longboards and said (slightly embarassing) things like, “That one looks pretty” and, “Ohh, I like those green wheels.” A few minutes later, they were walking out with longboards. Now, they keep sending us horrible pictures like this:
Seriously – will someone tell me what’s going on here? Does that guy think he’s on a freaking luge? And if so – what kind of idiot luger puts his feat up in the air like that? But that’s not the end of it, they also no apparently fancy themselves iPhone videographers:
I can only imagine the title of this film would be “Idiot skater slowly rolls down parking lot.” Expect it on our store shelves never.
And finally, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, they sent us this eyeball-meltingly-awful image:
There are no words.
They claim they’ve even been “hassled by the man” while skating in a nearby parking lot, though I suspect that had more to do with the cross-dressing than the actual skating.
Ok – despite the fact that this particular agency is full of incompetent skaters – my original point still stands. Even if you are 100% athletically impotent, and perhaps outside of the typical “skater” demographic, you can still have a good time on one of our longboards.
